Jourdan Dunn at Burberry Prorsum Burberry Prorsum S/S 2015 RTW

  • Chocolate: Raw nuts/seeds.
  • Oily/Fatty Snacks: Kale, leafy greens.
  • Soda/Carbonated Drinks: Actual, literal bubbles.
  • Chips/Salty Food: Topsoil.
  • Cookies: Freudian psychology.
  • Sweet Tea: A strong Southern gentleman to take care of you.
  • Pasta/Carbs: Pasta/Carbs.
  • Ice: The sweet release of death.
Brenda Song


this picture IS SO PRETTY LOOK


Rick O’Connell: a summary

  • iPhone user: I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
  • Android user: Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
  • iPhone user: I just like this pho-
  • Android user: The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*


☾forever halloween☽ a halloween mix!! → [ listen here ] [ art credit ]

001. this is halloween - panic! at the disco / 002. time warp - rocky horror picture show / 003. thriller - michael jackson / 004. halloween - the misfits / 005. dead souls - joy division / 006. monster mash - the misfits / 007. pet sematary - ramones / 008. dracula - gorillaz / 009. psycho killer - talking heads / 010. i never told you what i do for a living - my chemical romance / 011. standing on ghosts - two door cinema club / 012. devil town - bright eyes / 013. forever halloween - the maine


Just before nightfall I decided to take a walk outside. The sky was low, enveloping any object in its reach. It formed a dull, purplish haze - like nothing I’d seen before. The streets were empty. Not a single soul was out. It was oddly peaceful - imagining I was the only one left.


are straight boys obligated to touch the top of every door frame??